15 8 / 2014

  • Christ on a bike: 1
  • Bullshit: 1
  • Crap: 3
  • Bitch: 1
  • Arse: 3
  • Bastard: 8
  • Shit: 59
  • Fuck: 156
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 14
  • Laughs at own joke: 2
  • Oh my God: 8
  • Oh God: 2
  • Goddamn: 2
  • Damn it: 1
  • Woah Nelly: 1
  • Gibbon: 1
  • Beautiful: 7
  • Pretty: 1
  • Gorgeous: 2
  • Drinks: 5
  • Song: 9

Jellybeans

Time/Colour/Taste

  • 1:27 - Pale Green - Carpet
  • 28:10 - ? - Gone off fruit salad sweets
  • 48:50 - Orange/Yellow - Pineapple
  • 1:07:50 - Light Green  - Horrible
  • 1:17:50 - Dull Orange - Sweet Smoke
  • 1:25:45 - Pink and Red Flecks - Tooth Paste
  • 1:31:50 -  Orange and Red - Peach
  • 1:42:00 - Yellow, Beige, Green, White, Orange Red, Orange - Sour

Notes

Doesn’t know what or where the ending of Desert Bus is, favourite film of all time is Back to the Future, talks about a few of the easter eggs in the film, also likes Cloverfield, Love Actually, and Die Hard, prefers TV to movies, doesn’t like Disney for changing Miranda into a generic stick when they made her a princess, talks about Community and why he dislikes The Big Bang Theory, dislikes cricket, loves snooker and darts, is alright at darts,

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15 8 / 2014

  • Crap: 1
  • Bitch: 1
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 11
  • Shit: 58
  • Fuck: 168
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 6
  • Laughs at own joke: 1
  • Oh my God: 11
  • Good grief/god: 3
  • Insane: 1
  • Beautiful: 2
  • Drinks: 6
  • Song: 2

Jellybeans

Time/Colour/Taste

  • 4:30 - Beige - Passion Fruit
  • 28:25 - Peach - Orange Tic Tacs and Water
  • 45:00 - Light Green - Mouth Wash
  • 1:15:45 - Yellow - Banana
  • 1:40:05 - Pale Yellow - Hollow, No Flavour
  • 1:52:00 - Bright Pink - Raspberry
  • 1:52:30 - Bright Pink - Not Raspberry

Notes

Doesn’t know many game soundtracks, top 4 game soundtracks are: Shadow of the Colossus, Red Dead Redemption, Bully, LA Noire and Portal 2, liked The Prestige, thinks the Batman movies are shitty, thinks that the execution of The Inception was ham handed, Snoopy is his favourite cartoon character, doesn’t understand why people hang out with people they don’t like, is most proud of his pointless adventure game video, cousin is called Lauren, says Three Games Friday is stressful, Father and Sundays are hysterical, talks about his website, doesn’t really like pets, if he got a pet it would be a fish, fears dogs,

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15 8 / 2014

  • Crap: 2
  • Bastard: 4
  • Shit: 32
  • Fuck: 106
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 9
  • Laughs at own joke: 4
  • Oh my God: 12
  • Oh God: 2
  • Goddamn: 21
  • Good grief/god: 2
  • Insane: 4
  • Beautiful: 2
  • Drinks: 4

Jellybeans

Time/Colour/Taste

  • 1:15 - Pink - what P!nk the singer would taste like
  • 13:02 - Yellow and Brown Flecks - Banana
  • 54:43 - Light Yellow - Peach
  • 1:08:20 - Light Pink and Red Flecks - Sour Parsely
  • 1:25:00 - Dark Green - Sour Apple
  • 1:54:41 - Red - Strawberry

Notes

Wants artificial flavours, only artificial flavour he can think of is bubblegum, is having a Fajita Lasagne tonight, gives a recipe for the Fajita Lasagna, would love to live in the Pokemon universe, wants a 3D open-world GTA-like  pokemon reboot, wouldn’t mind if it was wii u exclusive, doesn’t do videos on mods based on stolen IP (like the 3D Pokemon mod), thinks that the new Mario games are awful, didn’t like Tennents doctor in his final seasons, saddest Doctor Who episode is ‘Vincent and the Doctor’, Season 5 is the best season of Doctor Who,

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15 8 / 2014

  • Christ on a bike: 1
  • Shit the bed: 1
  • Crap: 2
  • Bastard: 2
  • Shit: 63
  • Fuck: 199
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 14
  • Laughs at own joke: 3
  • Oh my God: 13
  • Oh God: 10
  • Goddamn: 1
  • Insane: 1
  • Beautiful: 1
  • Gorgeous: 1
  • Drinks: 6
  • Song: 1

Jellybeans

Time/Colour/Taste

  • 14:55 - Yellow - Yellow Fairy Liquid
  • 31:40 - Green - Sour pear
  • 1:03:41 - Baby Blue - Autumn Grass
  • 1:32:00 - Orange and Red marble - Peach
  • 1:49:00 - Green with White flecks - Sour Lime
  • 1:57:00 - Light Grey - Sour Butterscotch

Notes

Calls himself NERD   , explains the aim of the game, his SD cards can only store 2 hours 30 mins of video so he is splitting them up into 2 hour chunks, records this video is for 1 million subscribers and 500 videos, plays this because this is designed to be the worst video game ever, doesn’t recommend watching this, this is the closest he will get to art, explains the origins of Desert Bus, mistake number 1 is leaving the lid on his bottle, starts at 4am on a Saturday, his comedy is a double act of him and the game, doesn’t like American movie comedy, didn’t like Anchorman, best type of comedy is stand up, hates it when people says that women can’t be funny, left monitor is the steam chat, right monitor is twitter, middle monitor is desert bus, bandicam and speedfan,

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14 8 / 2014

This blog has now been inactive for 65 days, or two months and a bit.
Sorry.
Basically long story short, Desert Bus killed me. I wrote 2 1/2 sides of A4 in ~10pt writing  and I died. What was worse was writing it up. It took around two weeks and it is a ridiculous amount and it details every single topic discussion and interesting thing he says.
I will be posting Desert Bus throughout tomorrow. Get excited!

also PS, hope you like my Dan fan art :P

This blog has now been inactive for 65 days, or two months and a bit.

Sorry.

Basically long story short, Desert Bus killed me. I wrote 2 1/2 sides of A4 in ~10pt writing  and I died. What was worse was writing it up. It took around two weeks and it is a ridiculous amount and it details every single topic discussion and interesting thing he says.

I will be posting Desert Bus throughout tomorrow. Get excited!

also PS, hope you like my Dan fan art :P

06 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Ready for this jelly: 1
  • Crap: 3
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 6
  • Shit: 9
  • Fuck: 14
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 7
  • Oh my God: 3
  • Oh God: 4
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • Die in the face: 1
  • True science fact/story: 1
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Notes: Plays as 1-UP, plays as a team with Dad³ against CPU 3 and 4, has 3 intermissions, wroms aren’t great for arse friction, CPU3 is the first to die, Dad³ sings happy birthday

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05 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 2
  • Shit: 5
  • Fuck: 12
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 2
  • Laughs at own joke: 1
  • Oh my God: 10
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • Damn it: 1
  • Terrah: Get in the cupboard
  • Notes: Has a new mic, first impressions, recorded in streoscopic soud, used to use a camera, first really close sexy voice, asks if anyone has really zoomy eyes, gets scared, gives genuine writing tips, has a defense baby, has a sister, can’t read or write handwriting, puts a cup on a chair

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05 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 3
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 6
  • Shit: 15
  • Fuck: 14
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 6
  • Oh my God: 1
  • Oh God: 1
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • KSP reference: 1
  • True science fact/story: 1
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Game Opinion: Fast paced / weird / hilarious
  • Notes: Plays 80 second cave, Humanchomp and Lets go Jay Walking, doesn’t manages to complete a level of 80 second cave plays 11 rounds of Humanchomp, has two attempts at Lets go Jay Walking, manages to make it across in one run twice in a row, talks about LA crossing

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04 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Okay, you may feel a small prick… hitting you with a very large hammer
  • Sasha: 1
  • Shit: 4
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 3
  • Laughs at own joke: 2
  • Gibbon: 1
  • Terrah: Tank can’t hit shit
  • Notes: 1.8 million views, shows quotes from these videos: Surgeon Simulator 2013, GTA IV: Tsunami Mod , Aerofly FS, London 2012, Airport Firefighter Simulator, Colin McRae: DIRT 2, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, Crashtastic. Assassin’s Creed 3, Little Vs Cubed: Farm Simulator, Counter Strike: Global Offense, Driver: San Francisco, Microsoft Flight Simulator, London Underground Simulator, Father and Son-days: Lego Harry Potter, F1 2012, Cleverbot, Bully: Scholarship edition, Battlefield 3

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04 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Shit the bed: 1
  • Crap: 1
  • Arse: 1
  • Shit: 9
  • Fuck: 13
  • Oh God: 6
  • Good grief/god: 3
  • Die in the face: 1
  • Death to you: 1
  • Terrah: Betrayal!
  • Notes: Can only describe the music as carnival dubstep, Martyn is a liability and has never played before, played the beta version, successful heist, betrays Martyn in the end

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04 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 1
  • Shit: 4
  • Fuck: 9
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 4
  • Oh God: 5
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • True science fact/story: 2
  • Terrah: Oh fuck it
  • Notes: Challenge is to survive a laser obstacle course, turns off reflections because they were being buggy, recorded this at 5am, best he manages is surviving with everything but his head, has 9 attempts

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03 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 1
  • Bastard: 3
  • Shit: 3
  • Fuck: 3
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 1
  • Oh my God: 2
  • Oh God: 3
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • Gorgeous: 1
  • Terrah: Terrah, boop!
  • Game Opinion: Superb
  • Notes: Played to death when it first came out on Vita, doesn’t know how to properly pronounce spanish words, loves how special moves are used for navigation AND combat, ends video at first portal

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03 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Ready for this jelly: 1
  • Bitch: 2
  • Bastard: 1
  • Shit: 5
  • Fuck: 8
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 5
  • Laughs at own joke: 1
  • Oh my God: 23
  • Oh God: 2
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • Song: 1
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Notes: Dan plays as Hagrid at first, Dan thinks he would be a Slytherine, game crashes, Ron is a whore, Harry gets caught in a bookcase, Hermione commits suicide

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03 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 2
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 6
  • Shit: 4
  • Fuck: 23
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 1
  • Goddamn: 1
  • Damn it: 2
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Game Opinion: Sequel, worth the money / perfect
  • Notes: Only Lets Play where he reviews two different games, second video on both games, needs to change his muscle memory for the new Spelunky, completed the entirety of Spelunky faster than 2:46, confesses that he is a Spelunky addict, explains the mechanics of Papers Please, last hour of Papers Please is his most intense experience in gaming

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02 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Bitch: 1
  • Notes: Links to Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild, only video in the ‘series’, already seen the film

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