06 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Ready for this jelly: 1
  • Crap: 3
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 6
  • Shit: 9
  • Fuck: 14
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 7
  • Oh my God: 3
  • Oh God: 4
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • Die in the face: 1
  • True science fact/story: 1
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Notes: Plays as 1-UP, plays as a team with Dad³ against CPU 3 and 4, has 3 intermissions, wroms aren’t great for arse friction, CPU3 is the first to die, Dad³ sings happy birthday

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05 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 2
  • Shit: 5
  • Fuck: 12
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 2
  • Laughs at own joke: 1
  • Oh my God: 10
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • Damn it: 1
  • Terrah: Get in the cupboard
  • Notes: Has a new mic, first impressions, recorded in streoscopic soud, used to use a camera, first really close sexy voice, asks if anyone has really zoomy eyes, gets scared, gives genuine writing tips, has a defense baby, has a sister, can’t read or write handwriting, puts a cup on a chair

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05 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 3
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 6
  • Shit: 15
  • Fuck: 14
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 6
  • Oh my God: 1
  • Oh God: 1
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • KSP reference: 1
  • True science fact/story: 1
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Game Opinion: Fast paced / weird / hilarious
  • Notes: Plays 80 second cave, Humanchomp and Lets go Jay Walking, doesn’t manages to complete a level of 80 second cave plays 11 rounds of Humanchomp, has two attempts at Lets go Jay Walking, manages to make it across in one run twice in a row, talks about LA crossing

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04 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Okay, you may feel a small prick… hitting you with a very large hammer
  • Sasha: 1
  • Shit: 4
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 3
  • Laughs at own joke: 2
  • Gibbon: 1
  • Terrah: Tank can’t hit shit
  • Notes: 1.8 million views, shows quotes from these videos: Surgeon Simulator 2013, GTA IV: Tsunami Mod , Aerofly FS, London 2012, Airport Firefighter Simulator, Colin McRae: DIRT 2, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, Crashtastic. Assassin’s Creed 3, Little Vs Cubed: Farm Simulator, Counter Strike: Global Offense, Driver: San Francisco, Microsoft Flight Simulator, London Underground Simulator, Father and Son-days: Lego Harry Potter, F1 2012, Cleverbot, Bully: Scholarship edition, Battlefield 3

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04 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Shit the bed: 1
  • Crap: 1
  • Arse: 1
  • Shit: 9
  • Fuck: 13
  • Oh God: 6
  • Good grief/god: 3
  • Die in the face: 1
  • Death to you: 1
  • Terrah: Betrayal!
  • Notes: Can only describe the music as carnival dubstep, Martyn is a liability and has never played before, played the beta version, successful heist, betrays Martyn in the end

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04 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 1
  • Shit: 4
  • Fuck: 9
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 4
  • Oh God: 5
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • True science fact/story: 2
  • Terrah: Oh fuck it
  • Notes: Challenge is to survive a laser obstacle course, turns off reflections because they were being buggy, recorded this at 5am, best he manages is surviving with everything but his head, has 9 attempts

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03 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 1
  • Bastard: 3
  • Shit: 3
  • Fuck: 3
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 1
  • Oh my God: 2
  • Oh God: 3
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • Gorgeous: 1
  • Terrah: Terrah, boop!
  • Game Opinion: Superb
  • Notes: Played to death when it first came out on Vita, doesn’t know how to properly pronounce spanish words, loves how special moves are used for navigation AND combat, ends video at first portal

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03 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Ready for this jelly: 1
  • Bitch: 2
  • Bastard: 1
  • Shit: 5
  • Fuck: 8
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 5
  • Laughs at own joke: 1
  • Oh my God: 23
  • Oh God: 2
  • Good grief/god: 1
  • Song: 1
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Notes: Dan plays as Hagrid at first, Dan thinks he would be a Slytherine, game crashes, Ron is a whore, Harry gets caught in a bookcase, Hermione commits suicide

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03 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 2
  • Arse: 1
  • Bastard: 6
  • Shit: 4
  • Fuck: 23
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 1
  • Goddamn: 1
  • Damn it: 2
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Game Opinion: Sequel, worth the money / perfect
  • Notes: Only Lets Play where he reviews two different games, second video on both games, needs to change his muscle memory for the new Spelunky, completed the entirety of Spelunky faster than 2:46, confesses that he is a Spelunky addict, explains the mechanics of Papers Please, last hour of Papers Please is his most intense experience in gaming

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02 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Bitch: 1
  • Notes: Links to Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild, only video in the ‘series’, already seen the film

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02 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Ready for this jelly: 6
  • Bitch: 1
  • Arse: 3
  • Bastard: 14
  • Shit: 20
  • Fuck: 71
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 3
  • Oh my God: 8
  • Oh God: 1
  • Goddamnit: 2
  • Knackered it: 5
  • Song: 1
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Notes: Challenge is to win the Olympics, plays with a controller, plays on medium difficulty, competes as his homeland of finland, his Plastation 3 died while watching Brave, only completes 5 days, plays for an hour, gets 7 gold medals

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02 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Shit the bed: 1
  • Crap: 2
  • Bitch: 3
  • Arse: 1
  • Shit: 14
  • Fuck: 12
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 8
  • Oh my God: 9
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • Good grief/god: 2
  • Damn it: 1
  • Die in the face: 4
  • Death to you: 7
  • I made/done a bad: 1
  • Insane: 1
  • Beautiful: 4
  • Drinks: 1
  • Song: 4
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Notes: Used to play this online on PS2, wins both games because all Martyns base belonged to Dan, Martyn’s game crashes before the end of the second match

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01 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 3
  • Arse: 2
  • Bastard: 2
  • Shit: 40
  • Fuck: 16
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 7
  • Oh my God: 2
  • Oh God: 1
  • Goddamnit: 2
  • Terrah: Yes
  • Game Opinion: Intense
  • Notes: Free game, play 5 maps: Arena, Zed, Labyrinth, Death Trap and Breakout, thinks that all the maps look like old peoples homes, Dan wins 5 matches, Dad³ wins 1 match

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01 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 1
  • Bitch: 2
  • Bastard: 3
  • Shit: 30
  • Fuck: 19
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 3
  • Laughs at own joke: 1
  • Oh my God: 16
  • Goddamn: 2
  • Goddamnit: 1
  • Death to you: 3
  • Terrah: Yeehaw
  • Game Opinion: Fun story telling, very good
  • Notes: Bought it in the steam sale, does his Sarsaparilla voice, candy is his favourite thing for people to explode into, has a hairy ass, plays the first two levels

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01 6 / 2014

  • Hello Procrastinators: Yes
  • Crap: 1
  • Bitch: 1
  • Arse: 1
  • Shit: 2
  • Fuck: 9
  • Uncontrollable Laughter: 1
  • Oh my God: 1
  • Terrah: Goodbye
  • Notes: Challenge is to get Cleverbot to say Cake, Vidcon is coming up, doesn’t understand why people correct grammar and spelling if they understand what they said, thinks the tabloid ‘The Sun’ is more effective as toilet paper, Cleverbot says ‘Ice cream and cake’

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